The Dillard Doctrine

Urban Conservative Commentary on Politics & Life

A Christmas Wish List


You’re a conservative brotha…..what else could be up with the red suit? Help me out, cause we need some stuff from you to make 2008 better than 2007. Here’s a few things I’m asking for:

1. A government that doesn’t play with people’s lives for political gain. By the way, I’ve ordered you lots of coal for a Mr. Webb, Mr. Reid, and Ms. Pelosi.

2. More of our troops to come home next year from Iraq…you know, the whole “return on success” thing. If they’re coming home, then things are getting better, right?

3. A presidential candidate who doesn’t play the gender or race cards. You’re a good guy, Santa, but I’d like to slap the elf that came up with those.

4. For the Jena 6 to get out of jail…after their time has been served. They’ve been manipulated enough. Speaking of….

5. Can you get a response to my letter from Rev. Jackson?

6. A light jail sentence for Rev. Sharpton…so he can respond as well.

7. A healthcare program for children that actually helps the underprivileged….and not the well-dressed people trotted out in front of the cameras.

8. Osama bin Laden…..”alive, if possible; dead-just as good.”

9. A low-yield GPS weapon to be delivered to 712 5th St NE in Washington, DC.

10. For Black America to wake up and……wait, that’s not mine. For Black America to stay sleeping; makes it easier to ignore the audacity of stupidity.

Think that’s it….though if someone else acts up……




Written by Coby Dillard

December 17, 2007 at 6:00 pm

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